Summer Classes For Women

Summer Classes for Women

 

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, Sept 28, 2009

 

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

 

Class 1

 

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

 

Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.

 

Class 2

 

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?Round Table Discussion.

 

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

 

Class 3

 

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

 

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

 

Class 4

 

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

 

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

 

Class 5

 

Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?Examples on Video.

 

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

 

Class 6

 

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program.Help Line Support and Support Groups.

 

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

 

Class 7

 

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

 

Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

 

Class 8

 

Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

 

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

 

Class 9

 

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

 

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

 

Class 10

 

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.Driving Simulations.

 

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

 

Class 11

 

Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.

 

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

 

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

 

Send this to all your guy friends for the best chuckle of their day . . .. and to all your gal friends who have a sense of humor . . .

 

Others, lighten up, it is only a joke! :-)

Remembering 9/11

On Friday, September 11th, 2009, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States.

Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this eighth anniversary of one of our country's worst tragedies.

We do this to honor those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms.

In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in American flags as citizens mourned the incredible losses and stood shoulder-to-shoulder against terrorism. Sadly, those flags have all but disappeared. Our patriotism pulled us through some tough times and it shouldn't take another attack to galvanize us in solidarity. Our American flag is the fabric of our country and together we can prevail over terrorism of all kinds